Me Slag am here! It true that Autobots not allowed to fight Decepticons any more?

Why? Slag had fun beating up Decepticons. :(

Me Slag am back. All you mechs happy now, yes?

Hello friends! Slag reporting in to let all of you know that I'm busy doing some very important things in my room! Please do not worry for me if you happen not to see me for a while! Please do not disturb me. Everything is fine.

*Roaming the halls ripping random bits of metal off of walls and things. He has a project, yes he does.*

Me Slag say time to kill clone! We Dinobots go, crush him. Others welcome to come along, watch if them want. We Dinobots not need help, of course.

Me Slag just want to give you something to show how sorry me Slag am.

Ha ha ha!

Me Slag tired of waiting around here like sissybot or dumb Predacon. Me Slag think that it time to take out trash. And by take out trash, Slag mean kick stupid Megatron clone aft. Him not so tough! Dinobots tougher then all other mechs, and me Slag prove it! Me Slag bet him Galwhatever burn good. You see! Me crush him like tiny organic squishy!

Get ready you clone thing. Me Slag coming for you! And for you too, stupid Blackout traitor bot. But you so meaningless and weak that you Blackout not even slow me Slag down on way to crush him clone.

Me Slag been burning weevils a lot. Me Slag also find out way more then me Slag want to know about all other mechs this last week. It scary.

Uhhh....Optimus Prime?  Me Slag make mistake have accident. Hallway 12B all black and charred. It burn nice though! Me Slag mark it down on "Will it Burn?" chart.